30 8 / 2014

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via ruinedchildhood)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

(Source: -teesa-, via babebraham)

30 8 / 2014

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via ivolunteerasfangirl)

30 8 / 2014

frustrated-fallen-angel:

artsy-fartsy-croat:

"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."

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"You’re not scary.”

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Well Dean Hardscrabble,

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Bobby from Kansas

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would beg to differ.

BEST POST EVER

(Source: waywardpsych-o, via disneyforeverlives)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via typical-boyband)

30 8 / 2014

wunderschonen:

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

I would very much like to spank him. That’s not right, is it?

(via imsirius)

30 8 / 2014

(Source: sandandglass, via the-batgrrrl)

30 8 / 2014

“I’m always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly and their beauty and I wonder how the same can be both.”

(Source: alayne-stone, via adohrabells)

29 8 / 2014

harrahpottah:

lord give me the ego of james potter and the good looks of sirius black

(via hogwartskidsproblems)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

(Source: hadeiadel, via typical-boyband)

29 8 / 2014

allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

(via cerseiregal)