steven-stoned:

the first breast i ever touched was chicken

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  • book: this character was really really ugly
  • movie/series: no

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kyleehenke:

have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM

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mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

  • Don’t talk to anybody 
  • Don’t make eye contact
  • Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
  • Transfer
  • The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter

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awsugarr:

do people ever actually win giveaways or is it just a myth

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pupbutt:

i hate all games unless im winning

(Source: mcsnuggie)

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congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

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kerrystickz:

youshouldvesaidnobaby:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen scaring Taylor Swift

It’s my favorite thing to do.

Still not over the fact that Ellen reblogged this.

i’m surprised she hasn’t wrote a song about it yet

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-rowling:

THE MAGIC BEGINS -A character death you wish didn’t happen

“Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.”

-rowling:

THE MAGIC BEGINS -A character death you wish didn’t happen

“Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.”

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best-of-text-posts:

I don’t like morning people… or mornings… or people..

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Oh Peter, I will always believe in you ♥

(Source: adisneyworld)

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