24 7 / 2014

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

(via twistedtheory)

24 7 / 2014

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via the-batgrrrl)

24 7 / 2014

relahvant:

the love I have for this man

relahvant:

the love I have for this man

24 7 / 2014

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

(via nevillellongbottom)

24 7 / 2014

throughtimeandstarlight:

shereadsbooks:

I will always be grateful for how this was depicted in the film.

Bless the animators of this portion of the movie.

(Source: hernance, via the-batgrrrl)

24 7 / 2014

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via typical-boyband)

24 7 / 2014

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

(via distraction)

24 7 / 2014

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

(via babebraham)

24 7 / 2014

padfootdidit:

scarincissies:

scarincissies:

u ever just get pissed off that all the marauders were in gryffindor?? or is that like? just me?

like a lot of times i wish i really wish sirius was in slytherin like the rest of his family and overcame the family name. but lets be real he’s more loyal than ambitious, “I WOULD HAVE DIED”. so like stick him in hufflepuff [can you imagine his mother’s face upon hearing that news?]. put peter and is love of those in power and wanting to rise along side them in slytherin. put remus in ravenclaw for the most obvious reasons okay. and leave james, who tried to hold off the dark lord sans wand to give his wife and child a chance to live, in gryffindor.

suddenly you’ve got someone in each house, a view of each house. like whatever this is probably asking a lot since we’re obviously supposed to demonize slytherin or whatever. bUT i always wanted more house diversity in the group u kno. can u imagine them all sneaking in and out of different house common areas. waking up in the wrong ones like ‘oh shit not again’. ravenclaw and puff house members thinking remus and sirius were the cutest couple yet to realize they were a couple.

               

#oh MAN OKAY LETS DANCE #they make a point to hang out in the slytherin common rooms a lot whenever someone gives peter trouble #mcgonagall has to scold them all for trading common room passwords because #”thats not allowed potter no i dont care if black needed to borrow a book i dont care if he needed to borrow the cure to a disease” #sirius always walks into class with a different colored scarf depending on who he was with last #all of james’ roommates side eye him for the amount of hufflepuff clothes he has lying around because sirius is messy as hell and always ove #the ravenclaws start taking bets on what the weird piece of paper they keep trading back and forth is #the hufflepuff roommates learning to charm their curtains so they dont have to listen to sirius talk into the mirror with james all night #peter is always in the hufflepuff common room because its closest to the kitchen and he and sirius keep staining the couch #whenever hufflepuff plays gryffindor sirius ends up accidentally playing for the wrong team #the ravenclaws all figure out about remus’ condition by third year but they dont say anything because the three seem to have it handled (via themaraudersaredead)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via catreadsbooks)

24 7 / 2014

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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(via distraction)

24 7 / 2014

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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(via ruinedchildhood)

24 7 / 2014

.. I’d like to know more about you.

(Source: ohmrgrey, via zanesssas)

24 7 / 2014

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass, via myclara)